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The life and times of Fredrickson Holmes the 8th.......
=== ﻿One gloomy night on the 100th floor of the empire state building Fredrickson Holmes the 8th was gazing over New York reflecting on his boring and lifeless self, when he had a thought," if i did something incredibly outrageous or spontaneous, people would recognize me and maybe, just maybe, i might be known for something more than nothing.Then he had an idea, not a particulary good one, but it was an idea. He knew what the consequences would be and he wasnt afraid of what it would bring, because he was prerpared for whatever fate would bring him.He was going to commmit SUICIDE!!!! At first he didn't know how to do it but he knew in the end it would all be better. So he made a date and decided he wouldnt tell anyone, but anyway there was no one to tell after all he had no family and no friends. Even his own mother didnt want ot know him. When he was born, after the first week his mother found him so dull and boring that she gave him up. She did have another child though, Francis Holmes the 7th. She loved him and wanted the best for him, he was spoilt through his whole life, and he grew up to be the president of the United States. Through his life Fredrickson had been stalking his brother- through Facebook and he was enraged with fury over what he had succeeded in. ===

=== I t was two weeks later and he was right back wehere he started, the 100th floor of the Empire State Building, but this time he had nothing with him, not even his dignity. so he hoisted himself up onto the highest point of the tower took a deep breath in and jumped........................................SPLAT!!!! ===

=== That was the end of Fredrickson the 8th, no goodbyes. no see you later!,no good lucks, just dead. When the police found his body they didn't even bother to investigate, they just got rid of the body and forgot about it. ===

=== In the end wherever he ended up he was better off maybe, probably, hopefully. Things stayed the same in the world, no one was affected by Fredrickson's death, he didnt even get on the news. So he left the world dissapointed and depressed, .........................................................Just Like Before!!!!!! ===